Ineffectual Nomenclature Adjustments

I realize that I already made a loop comic on this subject, but those aren't up anymore (which I should fix at some point), and this goes a bit more in-depth.

I am particularly annoyed by nursing's attempt to switch from 'patient' to 'client'. At least they're just wasting their time and money rather than anything more sinister, but I'd like to be able to expect more from my future profession.